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He lost my respect.
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how the fuck did he get it?
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that's the question
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Au contraire, Katie. Hearing "umbrella-ella-ella eh-eh-eh" for the bazillionth time makes me WANT to hurt whoever's responsible.
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Ohh what a yerk, like if she couldn't get a cuter,nicer, and intelligent beau!
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I <3333 Rihanna: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CliC_Pg65bw
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Bite marks? Disturbia!
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"Wuts bigger news mia pregnant swagger or chris brown domesrtic violence?" - Diplo via TwitterBerry
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Um, well if Diplo jumped online he'd know the answer pretty quickly. And much as I like MIA, the idea of her performing while nine months pregnant (accompaneid by Jay Z, Kanye West, TI and Lil Wayne) is frankly, a little disturbing.
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Can totally understand the bite marks. She's tasty.
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with plenty of forehead to go around
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Tyra Banks style forehead?
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i read somewhere that the police were soon going to release photos of her all bashed up and bruised and stuff, but the question is, why aren't they releasing them NOW? the answer = they're still too busy photo shopping them to make it look like something actually happened
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It's pretty dangerous to assume that nothing "actually" happened when this a case of domestic violence.
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She was like: "Hey pizza face, even if the rocks in your ears were the size of Dallas, they still wouldn't outshine the fact that you on ugly mofo." So of course he had to hit her- no one likes to hear the truth.
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Ow what STI did she give him? And hitting her is just inexcusable! She's soooo adorable *melts* - Jake OXOXO
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Jake, give it to me straight. When you leave the house of a morning, do you do a pirouette and then birds fly out of the trees and land on your outstretched arms while fawns prance up and kiss your knees? Cos that's the kind of image I'm getting.
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i want the truth!
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The truth about Jake. not these to douche bags. (though i do not condone inter sex physical abuse of any kind)
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I think we're all on tenterhooks, Jay. Out with it Jake!
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You know what? I wouldn't be surprised if Jake gets mad love from nature, he's a fucking delight. And you all know it.
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Awwww yooooooouuuuuu ggggguuuyyyyyyssssss...
You've made made me all blush *so* much! Anyhoo, I like the mystery lol :P - Jake OXOOX
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BULLSHIT! we need answers! ANSWERS!
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I'm on your side KO, chizzle. I just want to know Jake's secret! And what a fawn knee kiss feels like.
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The secret is that Jake isn't actually a real person - he's an amalgamation of 10 different Disney characters and that laughing yoga guy off youtube.
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I want, ne, NEEEED THE HAPPINESS!!!! arrrhhhh!!!!! BOOM! *head explodes*
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Jake is a delight.An afternoon delight from whom is the question I think Jay is trying to ask.
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I am lost of words. All I can say is ---> :(
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Although Rihanna is a fivehead, she doesn't deserve it. Even if she gave Chris herpes.
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ive seen a few sixhead shots you there, prime for the moon slapping!
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lol damn, RYZ, you nailed it in one. I'm channelling Ariel, Cinderella, Timon *and* Pumbaa! - Jake XOOXO
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Arieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! *said in a Caribbean way*
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I would liek to point out that almost eveyone had herpes these days anyway- so what's the big deal? *gaullic strugs*
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Can anyone say Bobby Brown / Whithey Houston?
Shit is real!
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But I read that someone told KYLE SANDILANDS that Rhianna always treated Chris like total crap and he finally snapped. Kyle was THERE. Like, in the same city. RIGHT THERE! So he knows and he's completely reliable. And if she treats him like shit then that's a totally justifiable reason to FLOG THE FKN CRAP out of her. Don't be a man Chris and just GET THE FCK OUT. Loser.
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Slapper deserved it. Gave him herepes checked his mobile every minute and basically tried to control his life. And i bet it was a single bicth slap. chris brown is da man!
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Wow. I bet you're a real catch, Valance!
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Aurillio- tiny brain or tiny penis? Which is it?
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a little from column A, and a little from column B?
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I, for one, am waiting for Dinowhore's inside scoop on the situation before making up my mind.
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I concur. Im sure shes(???) got it all in her two way.
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You KNOW IT SLUTS!!!!! Been in Antigua but I'll update you NOW!!!!
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I just saw a photo on dlisted.com of Rihanna's injuries and it pretty much broke my heat.
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Yeah, Chris Brown appears to have beaten the shit out of her. Not good :(
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HEART, BTW. Heat? Not so much.
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Rihanna is sooooooooo much awesomer that Chris. An despite her catalogue of awesomest songs, she isn't the brightest spark, so hopefully Chris's belting didn't knock off too many of her shortstock of braincells.
physical violence on any living thing is not cooool.
physcial violence on inanimate things is very funny tho.
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