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Catastrophe – Katie 'Jordan' Price and Peter Andre are getting divorced
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Traumatic Tuesdays May 12, 2009 at 09:39
Jordan (AKA Katie Price) and Peter Andre, the couple more perfect for each other than Ice-T and Coco, have separated after four-and-a-half years of marriage. The lovely pair met on the loosely named reality show I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and married in 2005 just a few months after their first baby together (Junior) was born.

Price and Andre have three kids; Harvey (born to Price and footballer Dwight Yorke), Junior and Princess Tiaamii Crystal Esther Andre. No lie.

Basically this is really bad news. These two were made for each-other. Their eyebrows even match.

Take this as sarcastically as you want, we are genuinely upset over here.

Peter Andre 'Mysterious Girl':


Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: TrashCelebrities


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'28' comment(s) have been made
True Respect
HATE.
False Respect
couldn't give a fuck.
True Senior Member
She's actually smarter than she looks: she's totes into charities and helping kids who were sexually abused like her.
True Senior Member
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
True Respect
She's a hooker
True Advanced Member
A hooker with massive cans
False Respect
a dirty dirty hooker.
True Advanced Member
Why has nobody mentioned Peter Andre's physical features? Why has nobody called him a fame slut? Predictable!
True Respect
ryz
R.I.P. I'll miss the sex tapes.
True Respect
Hooker.
False Respect
You shouldn't call Peter Andre names, James. He'll crush you between his abs.
True Respect
I too am quite upset by this. I actually thought this was one of those freaky celeb couples who actually were in love. A sad day for romantics around the world.
True Senior Member
I'm upset that a possible 4th autobiography will be penned by Ms Price's ghostwriter in the coming months detailing all the sordid secrets surrounding their seperation. Prediction Alert: Their marriage broke down after Ms Price discovered she had contracted a nasty STD from Mr Andre, who caught it from a trainer at his gym.
False Advanced Member
Oh my. I'm about to check in to Heartbreak Hotel.
True Senior Member
match made in heaven. i am truly without hope now.
True Senior Member
All that is right with the world has gone wrong ... what oh ...
True Respect
The jehovah witness dont realise ti, but this is the armagedon they have all been waiting for.
True Respect
Who will they grope now?
True Senior Member
Hu the fock is this persons!?
False Advanced Member
Aww that's no good, couples breaking up is never usually much fun :( I wonder who they'll date next? :o - Jake OXOXO
False New Lounger
I agree with bionico, I've never heard of these freaks before. It therefore does not count as a cele breakup.
True Respect
I envy you bionico & olig arch... I really do.
True New Lounger
I've had the pleasure of meeting them both. On separate occasions of course. How will British telly survive, with out them?
True Senior Member
olig arch, just because you haven't heard of them doesn't mean they're not famous. DUH.
False Advanced Member
This will give him some material for the next album.
True New Lounger
what will British trash tv/mags do without them?
False New Lounger
each of her tits is bigger than her head
True New Lounger
I hope they get back together... what a tasteful second wedding they can have.

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