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Church Signs by Sandy Carson

It's a known fact that the church isn't as relevant to the younger generations as it has been to previous. In a somewhat desperate attempt to gain some attention from the community and ring in some new members, the Holy Trinity of North America have opted for illuminated signs to spread their religious message. Photographer Sandy Carson has documented a few of the more humorous signs. I can't work out if they're taking the piss... either way they're pretty funny.


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Pray. Give blood. Give money.

Pray. Give blood. Give money.

no loitering in parking lot. Violators will be baptized

no loitering in parking lot. Violators will be baptized

God anwers knee mail

God anwers knee mail

Give Satan an inch he will be your ruler

Give Satan an inch he will be your ruler

No God No Peace

No God No Peace

This church is prayer conditioned

This church is prayer conditioned

1 cross plus 3 nail equals forgiven

1 cross plus 3 nail equals forgiven

Sign broken come inside for a message

Sign broken come inside for a message

Sign broken, come inside for a message

Sign broken, come inside for a message

A family alter can alter a family

A family alter can alter a family

ASAP

ASAP

You shal love the lord they god with all your soul, an with all your mind

You shal love the lord they god with all your soul, an with all your mind

God grades the cross not the curve

God grades the cross not the curve

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Thank God for you dirty dishes. At least you have food.

Thank God for you dirty dishes. At least you have food.

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Under same Mgmnt over 2000 years

Under same Mgmnt over 2000 years

Christ-ian mean Christ-Like

Christ-ian mean Christ-Like

Warning: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning

Warning: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning


'21' comment(s) have been made
False Respect
There's nothing like a good pun in the morning. Loved it.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:11:54 AM

True Advanced Member
nothing like a thick smear of religion on your toast first thing

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:23:56 AM

False Respect
there is a church near my parents house that does these but there all hand painted by a sign writer with awesome type skills. fucking suck. he should be doing skulls, pin striping and Satan work on hot rods!

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:33:22 AM

True Respect
The people who write these sign also name hairdressing salons.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:41:06 AM

False Senior Member
and Thai restaurants

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:46:41 AM

True Senior Member
Amen. Testify.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:54:19 AM

True Advanced Member
1 cross plus 3 nails equals forgiven..... has anyone taken them aside and said "thats a little fucked"

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:57:19 AM

True Respect
Nice point Jordo. I would have thought 1 cross plus three nails equals slow and painful death. Then again, I may be doing it wrong: fail.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:16:40 AM

False Respect
1 cross plus 3 nails equals coat rack.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:25:53 AM

True New Lounger
"No God, No Peace"........pfffffffft

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:19:12 AM

False New Lounger
given the bloody history of organised religion it really should read Know God No peace

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:44:55 AM

True New Lounger
Lord, each of these persons that left an unkind word, BLESS THEM!!!! BLESS THEM IN A WAY THAT THEY WOULD KNOW YOU ARE GOD! MY PURPOSE IS TO BRING ALL TO HIS TRUTH!!! Sis. Terri

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:23:19 AM

False Respect
Really? My purpose is to find a snack.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:29:15 AM

False Respect
munching on some pizza shape ATM. awsome.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:33:00 AM

True Respect
My purpose is to retort wittily. Zounds!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:33:25 AM

True New Lounger
Lord, each of these persons that left an unkind word, BLESS THEM!!!! BLESS THEM IN A WAY THAT THEY WOULD KNOW YOU ARE GOD! MY PURPOSE IS TO BRING ALL TO HIS TRUTH!!! Sis. Terri

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:38:43 AM

False Respect
Freeak, that is your purpose and you fulfill it ever day. Thank you.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:56:02 AM

True Senior Member
Amen.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:20:56 AM

True Respect
Thou shalt have no other idols, KO.

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:23:26 AM

True Member
No loitering in the parking lot, violators will be baptized. I think I might just sashay in the sanctuary and check it out. God knows, I don't need to be baptized one more time.

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:47:38 PM

True Senior Member
S.A.T.A.N. one is excellent. Oh the puns. God Bless.

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 04:52:27 PM


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