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A bit of a rant followed by a Feel Good Friday May 22, 2009 at 10:33
With the local media's recent obsession with the group sex antics of the Australian football fraternity it's got me thinking about a few things. For one, what is it about footballers and their desire to clash swords with their pants down, and force themselves on the unwilling. Has all that time in the showers together lead them to enjoy naked time with the boys a little too much? Is there some kind of connection between focusing on a bit of pig skin that subconsciously leads them to embody the qualities of a pig?

The whole thing is messed up on so many levels, the fellas should just stick to what they're good at and stop being such fuckwits everytime they get a few beers into them. Just because footballers of the past got away with all kinds of debauchery and crime doesn't mean it's a rule or a rite of passage for footballers today to act like prize douchebags too. It's not the 19freaking50's... s'all i'm saying on that... [breath]

Anyways, the group sex thing got me thinking about other species and questioning whether they're as fucked as we are... it turns out they are. It seems all creatures great and small love the shit out of a gangbang. True story... if you don't believe me check the images to the right.


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False Respect
Fuck I love a good rant. Especially when it's followed by bunnies!
True Advanced Member
I love you more than ice-cream... I love you more than interracial gangbangs...
True Respect
Luke does this mean that all football douchbags will get swine flu? Poetic justice. Imagine you could get it from just acting like a pig..
True Respect
Awesome stuff Luke. Great rant, great pics, great captions. It's no surprise that no one else has come forward about this. Seriously, as if you would. "So, did you also have sex with "Clare"?" "No way! Of course I didn't! I was one of the eight guys standing around watching while whacking off." "Oh. That's ok then." ???????
False Respect
Did you choose the name Clare (without and 'I') because of Clare from King's Cross, Freeak?
True Respect
If only the universe punished footy douchebags in that way Rens... instead it pays them exuberant wages to wear suits badly (and too much hair gel) and to talk mindless shit on channel 9 once a week or gives them a job as a professional circle jerkers at Austereo.
True Respect
Its pretty simple. Pack mentality OK on field. Not OK off field. The world is an oyster, not a pig skin.
True Respect
that's beautiful rens
True Respect
I didn't choose to drop the 'I' specifically for shit eh.
False Respect
I'm totes getting my cousins on you.
True Respect
Are they fully sick? They'll wanna be. I just chick-chicked and my trigger finger's itchin' for the boom.
False Advanced Member
I don't think she dropped the "i", maybe the "e".
True Advanced Member
I imagine that on some football website they are moaning about how insufferable intelligent-arty-socially-minded people are. Then planning their next gang bang. What douchebags.
True Respect
You've seen enough tonight. No seriously man, you've seen enough.... so don't climb through the window and stand around beating off off to your footy mates gang banging a 19 year old. Chk Chk BOOM.
True Respect
I can hear them now Ghostbusta. Footy thug 1:"Yeah, let's go out tonight, smash some beers into our guts, then go out and find one of them insuffeffefable, intelligent-arty-socially minded bitches.." Footy thug 2: "What, each?" Footy thug 1: "No, just one. And then one of us can bang her while the rest of us...come on, don't leave me hanging..." All: "Stand around and watch while whackin' off." Footy thug 1: "Totally!"
True Respect
Having one girl in the room makes them not feel gay. Just take her out of the equation guys and go fuck yourselves. Neanderthals.
True Respect
h aha h awesome commentary. on the mark.
False Respect
PUN(T)!
True New Lounger
lol at the poor rabbit
True Respect
Ha, one girl to ten guys can't really make you feel that not gay...Doesn't that kind of make them one tenth hetro?
True Respect
and nine tenths douchebag. yes it does.
True Respect
You're a professional athlete, act like one. They need to have zero tolerance in all the football codes, that is the only way to fix this.
True Respect
I dunno i kind of think it will be like that youtube vid with the goat and the electric fence.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b-072VA4UA they'd keep doing it because it's been bred into who they are over years of footy trips and growing up with a club mentality... gotta start from primary school up. this gen is already fucked I reckon.
True Respect
One of them tried to justify it by saying "it's a lifestyle choice, just like being gay. If people are allowed to be gay, why aren't we allowed to be douchebags?" Ok, so I'm paraphrasing at the end there but the 'lifestyle choice/gay' comment was legit.
True Respect
there's a question of consent and they're using choice as a defence... douchebags! they're actually even dummer than I thought.
True Respect
Well, actually, you're muddying the waters now Luke. No consent is rape. These guys were guilty of 'pack douchebaggery" not "pack rape". I could be wrong, but the girl who came forward with the Matthew Johns story never said the sex was non-consensual. Although she probably didn't expect the audience. Not defending them. Just clearing it up. They're still icky and wrong and neanderthally and 9/10ths gay.
True Respect
She consented to two not six is the issue, but when you are surrounded by that many men like that, whatchagonnado? It's just a mess, a mess I tell you. Zero tolerance IS the only way. If a young kid, who could potentially be the best player in the code ever, and everyone knows it, does one stupid thing, and he receives a lifetime ban from the sport on a professional level, what message will that send to the rest of the up and coming players? It will state in very, very clear terms that yes, you have to be super human and have to perform on field, and off field. You do not have the luxury of being a superstar on field, and getting away with rape off field. It would be very, very sad to lose some of the countries most talent players, but if they do not do it now, it will never fix the codes. All these guys (or any professional athlete) live for is to get to that stage. They would not say boo-to-a-goose if they knew that they couldn't get away with it. The precedence needs to be set, and set now. Simple. Look what it did for NYC... Court adjourned.
False Respect
Not defending them also, but diddnt an ex-coworker come out and say the female was bragging about it days after the event??? P.S fucking scumbaggs!
True Respect
While I totally agree with you Jamie, you just made my day by saying "boo-to-a-goose".
True Respect
http://www.lifelounge.com/forums/default.aspx?g=posts&m=8990⌞
True Senior Member
Good post Jamie. Working in a pub makes one hear some pretty awful victim blaming going on and complete ignorance to any issues surrounding rape and consent. Un-fucking-believable. NJ's past. There was a co-worker who did say she was bragging, i have a problem with people (not you, just in general) of people using this as a justification for 3 reasons. 1. Clare was approached by 4 corners, she was not paid for her interview, she got nothing out of it other than a chance for her to let ppl know whats going on and maybe a chance for her to get some healing out of it. Clare has been dismissed and disbelieved by a great number of people. The co-worker approached the media, she would have probably been given a monetary amount for her story, and the juicier the story, the more money she would have gotten. So Clare=disbelieved, and co-worker=believed no questions asked. Why is noone questioning her intentions? 2. Even if Clare had been bragging, perhaps this was a way for her to deny to herself that she had been abused. Often times abuse victims take days, months even years to come to terms with what has happened. Denial and Downplay are common traits among people with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, any summary of the disorder will show this. And the psychs have made it clear that she is suffering from PTSD and is suicidal. 3. Even if the above 2 were questionable, and this girl did 'consent' and loved it which i in no way believe. If these players feel that one girl is up for it, what is going to stop them from thinking all of those girls that get drunk and flirt with them are not up for it. Consent becomes highly problematic in a room full of very physically powerful men. I know if i was in the same position i would be questioning whether or not my safety was in danger if i was to say 'no' to 12 men in a room. And often in cases of sexual abuse and rape where there is no physical restraint, its the fear of violence that keeps many women and children from saying anything to their abuser. sorry that was long, but wanted to add that.
False Respect
"He said / she said" is VERY dangerous territory to get into. Also, the question of consent is relevant because whether or not she was a consenting part of the threesome, her "not expecting an audience" means she didn't consent to having said audience. The 'audience' was then in a position of power and she was in a position of fear and vulnerability; which is precisely what sexual assault revolves around.
False Respect
PS. Gemski. AMAZING.
True Senior Member
thanks Katie. I just get so upset by things like this as i study this and hear about it so often that i don't even know what to do anymore. It's heart wrenching and disgusting and when i watched the 4 corners thing i just could not help breaking down. I don't know if my post helped or not, but thought i would add some knowledge about power dynamic and rape cases because its important to understand.
False Respect
Totally agree with you both. was merely adding in a part that had not been discussed to further the discussion.
False Member
lotsa problems
True Respect
If you are from another country, check out the story from 4 corners called 'Code of silence' here on iView. Great quality: http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/series/four%20corners
False Respect
P.S second the AMAZING. P.P.S we still on for a game of $1 pool gemski???
True Senior Member
yeah totally jay. im working tonight if you wanna rock on down. prob cant play till late tho or ill get yelled at. lol
True Senior Member
damn sorry bout the double post.
True Respect
Killed it, don't worry ;)
True Respect
Anyway, back to the fluffy animals section of this post. I think the squirrels in the main pic have been unfairly dealt with. They're clearly simply doin' the loco-motion.
False Advanced Member
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!
False Advanced Member
get ready for some drunken "pack posting"
True Respect
Wow! Way to go eveyone! I am so proud to be a part of this enlightened crew!
False Member
ahahah we are all animals.. but i hate those footballers anyway. just a bunch of big cows crashing into each other and throwing each other around. no wonder why they all have that big lack of braincells clueless appearances :P
True Advanced Member
Did anybody see the Chaser's take on this last night? So funny...
True Respect
I downloaded... hilarious. so ballsy... i love how they treated that scrag from the Cross too.
False Respect
Chk chk BOOM! that loud speaker thing at the sharks stadium was bullshit funny! so funny. funny funny funny. overall though i thought the ep wasnt that great, for a 1st of the season.

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