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Photoshop Catastrophes Mar 14, 2008 at 03:02
What's so terrible about Heidi Klum's nipples that Jordache  felt that digitally amputating them would only help them to sell more jeans? In some countries, censorship laws determine that a hint of a darker shade of flesh on the breast of a supermodel (as nature intended) is more offensive and less desirable than a mutated alien with no nipples. Men's magazines consistently airbrush their cover models to within an inch of their life so that they barely even resemble a human and what's it all for? Who are they even marketing to? Surely what these magazine editors and marketing directors see as imperfections are actually what make us truly unique and desirable. The Photoshop revolution must be stopped.

Photoshop Disasters is a blog dedicated to outing the sloppy digital manipulation of models and images favoured by some of the world's most successful magazines, marketers and brands. Finally the truth is out there.

Pictured to the right of this post are some of my faves from the blog and for more visit Photoshop Disasters.


Posted By: Luke Lucas
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True Senior Member
Nay, not to be stopped. Please let us overdose on perfections until people crave the normality of the individual. You can't stop progress, so the best alternative is to push it relentlessly forward until it makes people sick, and then we can photoshop flaws on perfect models.
False Advanced Member
it would be sweet if they collected all the nipples and other body flotsam onto one image. A massive cellulite, wobble nipple fest. Grease me up and let me loose.
True Respect
hooray for nipple fest... although we should bar nicky webster's bits at the front gate... need to draw the line somewhere. http://img157.echo.cx/img157/4425/ouch3rc.jpg
True Advanced Member
Great post Luke!! those photoshop disasters reminds me of the greatness of being naturally-non-perfect ;)
True Senior Member
If they're going to use Photoshop in that manner, maybe they should have Photoshoped her hair longer or given her nipples back, don't you think? Her breast look awful without either. /: ugh.
False Respect
without a nipple its not nudity.
False Senior Member
the media places so much pressure on society to look a certain unrealistic way yet they are always the first to say that "holywood" is doing it, not them, if they weren't editing the images in the first place then even the celebrites wouldn't be pressured to go to the extremes they do to look "good" it has all gone too far
True Member
haha keen eye you have
True Senior Member
is her long hair not covering her nipples?
True Senior Member
She needs nipples, or a bra Either or

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