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Nas and Kelis are cooking a baby Jan 15, 2009 at 10:19
For a little while now I've secretly wanted Nas and Kelis to adopt me. Now the chances of that are even slimmer because they've made their own baby child and it's cooking in Kelis' tummy right now. Despite some hilarious rumours that Kelis is gay and has cheated on Nas with some F-List wannabe rapper, the couple is apparently super excited about having their "hip hop royalty" baby.

Now Nas and Kelis' baby will grow up to marry Jay-Z and Beyonce's yet-to-exist child. Good idea? Thought so.

Nas 'Made You Look':


Kelis 'Milkshake':


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Nas x Kellis = Child 1 (or C1) . Beyonce x JHov = C 2. Throw in KRS to baptise em and Talib Kwali and P Diddy as the respective Godfathers and you would create something, some force so powerful it boggles the mind. the maddest skills distilled, the ultimate equation of dope.
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Headline of the year thus far.
False Respect
Or Miro, maybe Andre 3000 and Erykah Badu's kid can be part of this equation too somehow?
False Respect
the BFF. shit i love the word Spawn!

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