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Jul 15, 2008 at 09:33 |
Jody Barton is a man at the end of his tether. He speaks of us living
in the dawn of the inevitable apocalypse like a crazy person and is
convinced that as a species we're beyond hope due to the affects of our
chronic affluenza. Using fashion advertising and editorial imagery he
releases his multitude of frustrated demons in the form of doodles of
"truth".
He also has, hands down one of the most interesting and nonsensical bio introductions i've ever seen. It reads:
"I've grown a beard that's two and a half feet long, and I feast on
roasted blue-tits caught fresh from the tree. I drink creosote to get
high and I ride a donkey to the marketplace. I think the world is about
to come to an end. My eyebags are by Chanel, and my girlfriend is a
bicycle. In the morning I arise to lick dew from a log, and rub sticks
together to make shit. I have devised a system for living. Listen to
the groan of my plumbing and the gush of my waterspout. I emerge from
my tarpaulin as white as maggot to face the new internet dawn and read
the newspapers online. My investment products are growing above the
rate of inflation. I'm laying down some supplies for when I'm invalid."
See samples of Jody Barton's Doom and Glamour series to the right of this post and for more of his work visit JodyBarton.co.uk
Posted By: Luke Lucas
Tags: Art, Illustration, Advertising, Politics
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'8' comment(s) have been made
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Love em. Wish I'd done em.
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Respect
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I feel the same way
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She must have had a lovely childhood
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Respect
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Holy shit, he's a clever cookie and his bio is fabulous.
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Advanced Member
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I gave up on all this angsty bullshit in my mid 20s. The world is fucked. Deal with it.
I did, however, like the one about 'so rich, yet so bored'. Or whatever it was.
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Advanced Member
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Someone ate or eats to much acid.
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New Lounger
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my friends & i used to do this on long flights - it's amazing what levels of hilarity a cock can bring to a trashy magazine photo feature.
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totally agree with you Mikolai... just deal with it!
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