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| We always knew popstars were the real heroes |
Jul 04, 2008 at 04:17 |
Even though we mostly love her for that hat with her frizzy 80s perm sticking out the top, or for the denim overalls circa Neighbours, or for those gold hot-pants; Kylie Minogue is now officially a hero. Twice over.
Not only was she made an Officer of the Order of the British Empire by Prince Charlie yesterday, she is also a stopper of suicides. Apparently a radical protester called The Ninja Ant was in court yesterday (for possession of a knife) when he said that he was planning to stab himself in protest to the war in Iraq. Prepared for his suicide and his knife at the ready, a Kylie Minogue song came on his MP3 player and The Ninja Ant couldn't go through with it. The Ant said, "How can anyone be violent when they hear Kylie's music?"
We're not making this up.
Via prefixmag.com.
Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: Trash, Celebrities, Funny
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i don't know... trap me in a room with a knife and locomotion playing over and over and i wouldn't last too long.
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I doubt it! You'd be so busy swinging your hips, jumping up, jumping back and getting the knack that you wouldn't have time.
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Either that or you'd be making incisions nice and easy so you don't lose control. With a little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul.
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Kylie is arguably the world's hottest 70 year old woman.
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nah I'd probably stab myself in the face
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ryz, it's true she looks amazing considering she's pushing a century. I wonder how she does it?
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