Lily Allen reckons everybody's on drugs
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Oct 27, 2008 at 11:07 |
Even though heaps of people hate Lily Allen because she's a rotten little trashbag, I pretty much love her. I have reasons.
1. She showed the world on some television show how she can get her whole hand into her mouth.
2. Same as above only showed off her third nipple.
3. Got all dolled up with her pink hair and Bambi dress only to get so shit-faced she had to be carried over a fence when she left. Then of the incident said, "This time I'm putting my hands up, I got very drunk last night, too
drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful now... Was
quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now."
4. Is concerned with US politics and thinks McCain and Palin are dangerous.
5. Had a go at Elton John and then laughed when everybody flipped out, "Elton and I are friends... I'm not defending my drunkeness because i don't need to, I'm 23 it was
an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me."
6. Thinks it's unfair Heather Mills got so much shit for scoring a bunch of Paul McCartney's cashola when Guy Ritchie's a little bit doing the same thing now.
7. Is honest about her moments of self-doubt and sadness (once wrote a blog called Fat, Ugly and Shitter Than Winehouse).
8. Says of the paparazzi, "I hate that there are always ten middle-aged men around me."
9. Sang a duet with Debbie Harry.
10. Got her friends to carry her home from a club in a bag. A bag! Oh Lily, what a card!
Meanwhile, she also writes and sings songs. The latest song to appear on the interwebs is 'Everyone's At It' where she lets us all know that teens popping pills is the same as corporate chumps snorting coke or housewives swallowing Valium. Like her previous album leaks, this track sees Miss Allen a lot more thoughtful and melancholy than she used to be.
Apologies for the poor quality, but here's Lily Allen 'Everyone's At It':
"Fuck off Elton"
More at myspace.com/lilymusic.
Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: Music
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