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Lindsay Lohan's a tight arse fur coat thief
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But not that pink one, you couldn't give that away May 08, 2008 at 02:21
Lindsay Lohan is a coat thieving fool. But we think she's funny anyway. Lohan has been busted after pinching a girl's $11 thousand blonde fur coat. Apparently the fuzzy jacket went missing from a party at 10ak one night in late January and then its owner, Masha Markova, saw Lohan wearing it in the pages of a trash magazine. Awkward.

After letting the owners of 10ak and her lawyer know what was going on, Markova received a phone call saying, "We have something to give you." And the coat was returned without an explanation; apparently slightly torn, and smelling of booze, cigarettes, rancid meat and Impulse body spray. Except the rancid meat part. And the Impulse body spray.

All's well that ends well. Oh Lindsay, isn't she just the living end? What a card.

Via the clever cookies at thevine.com.au.


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False New Lounger
OMG!!! As IF Lindz would do that. I mean, I ACTUALLY KNOW HER, unlike you!!! She probz just thought it was HER coat. She totez doesn't smell like meat either. It's WAY more like seafood. Shut UP Katie Olsen, Lindz is the BEST. Love you forevs Lindz!!!!!! xoxoxo
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Another oxygen thief!
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Diego are we related? I feel the hate runs deep with you... ;)
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Give me my jacket back. Give me my jacket back, you bitch.

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