Macaulay Culkin fathered MJ's Blanket
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Sep 02, 2009 at 08:14 |
Move over Adolf – there’s a new Aryan race in town. According to the tabloids, recently deceased King of Pop Michael Jackson is said to have stockpiled the 'ingredients' to genetically engineer three perfect kids.
The recipe? The star’s dermatologist Arnold Klein, British former actor Mark Lester, and child-star Macaulay Culkin. Oh yeah, and the artificial insemination of a surrogate mother. The result? Prince, Paris and another one called ‘Blanket’. Creeeeepy…
The Home Alone star has – of course – been unavailable for comment regarding his involvement in the alleged sperm-in-a-cup-concoction. With MJ due for a gold-plated coffin in the Hollywood Hills this Thursday, it may just be that we never get to bottom of this particularly sticky* mystery.
*Pun intended, clearly.
More trash at news.com.au.
Posted By: Emilia Terzon
Tags: Trash, Gossip, Celebrities
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