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| Scarlett Johansson is marrying Ryan Reynolds |
May 06, 2008 at 11:41 |
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have announced their engagement to
soundtrack of men sobbing their faces off all over the world. The actor, now singer and general beauty, Johansson, apparently doesn't believe in monogamy, which is interesting since marriage is the epitome of just that. Either she's a bit silly, or she was trying to sound like a little minx in that interview, or she misheard and thought they were talking about timber.
Johansson is a global ambassador for Oxfam. Bless. And she lists cheese as her one and only vice and says, "Nothing else reigns over my life." I like her more every day. Also she's spanktacular. The only things I really know about Reynolds are that he seems very proud of his upper body and dated Alanis Morissette who doesn't understand what true irony is.
Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: Trash, Celebrities
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New Lounger
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and then the sky wept :(
OT: i've been lurking a long time, but have to say I love your style of writing, which more and more makes we want to start writing (after uni).
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Respect
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Aww thanks! You're my official hero of the week. And it's only Tuesday.
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I was one of the pathetic men that shed a tear when I heard the news, but then reading that she is not a fan of monogamy made me feel a whole lot better.
Maybe it won't last....
Then again she could be a fan of threesomes.
Lucky prick.....
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New Lounger
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i went through a scarlett movie marathon phase recently, and i gotta say, 'love song for bobby long' is fantastic. i even watched 'girl with a pearl earing' and who couldn't go past 'lost in translation'.
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lucky S.OB
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and I cant believe that her dad plays in one tree hill.
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I had a really good dream about her lips one time.....
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God bless these two getting together! Scarlett - we had some good times didn't we? You couldn't have found a better buddy - Ryan - thanks for putting the beard back on the map! Oh and for Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place. Rock the fuck on.
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i am so jealous... of both of them!
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What are those lumps all over Ryan Reynold's chest? She must feel sorry for him...
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