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Natalie Portman and her man-friend are doneski Sep 26, 2008 at 10:07
One of Lifelounge's favourite women, Natalie Portman, has broken up with musician boyfriend with a penchant for bushy beards and short-shorts, Devendra Banhart.

Which would be heartbreaking because Natalie Portman is probably the best you can do; she's talented, beautiful, funny, stylish and a clever cookie (she's a Harvard graduate, served as the youngest member of the Cannes Film Festival jury, speaks fluent Hebrew, and "would rather be smart than be a movie star"). Also she's a giver and has done plenty of work as an ambassador for FINCA International.

Sucks to be you, Banhart.


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True Respect
The 2 best movies she's done were Leon the professional and Garden State.Kiera Knightley looks better.
False Respect
Keira Knightley? Doubt it.
True Respect
They look like twins. Accept for I think Kiera is taller and has smaller boobs.
True Advanced Member
you trippin pashon... they're in different stratospheres. NP's on fire and KK's severely under nourished.
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ryz
Yeah KK has a freaking man-jaw as well.
False Respect
evey time i see a picture of Keira Knightley it looks like she's looking into my soul and knows all the bad shit ive ever done. still not sure if i like that.
True Respect
I agree to a point with PC. Kiera Knightly does look better. But only if I've just punched her in the face.
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Good afternoon Freeak's dark side
True New Lounger
There is no comparison between kk and Natalie. It's Natalie hands down. kk can take a long walk off a short pier with her farked up jaw included. id rather stare at a car accident then glance at kk
True Respect
Pirates of the Caribbean
True New Lounger
I thought a guy that wears a Canadian Tuxedo was a sure thing.
False Respect
is that Devendra Banhart? guy looks how he sounds, Like a total Douche.
True Respect
And matching Pea Coats is pretty gay
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ryz
Time to grow a beard.
True Respect
Maybe it's the afternoon of beer and sun talking but anyone who disagrees with me right now can eat fist. Keira Knightly is a vomit bag of post turbulence KFC. Natalie Portman should sue for being put in the same sentence as it (her).
False Respect
Testify!
True Advanced Member
nuff said
True Respect
Hallefuckinlujah!
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ryz
Maybe it's the poppers and blow, but I agree with Freeak.
False Senior Member
george lucas's directing did put a small stain on her, but i think she has recovered
True Respect
Irrespective of her efforts in the Star Wars prequels, we're comparing a Rolls Royce to a Dihatsu Matiz for fucks sake! Sorry. I had a few waters apres lunch but I'm back on the sauce.
True Advanced Member
I'm with you Freeak. Keira can't hold candle to Natalie, both figuratively and literally - as she's too weak from not eating.
True Respect
Kiera Knightley and Natalie Portman played the same part in Star Wars Episode 1.
True Senior Member
Al
As hot as Natalie Portman is, she will forever be that hippie stankster's sloppy seconds. Can you say "vaginal tract infection".
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ryz
"george lucas's directing did put a small stain on her, but i think she has recovered" << I'll put a stain on her any day!
False Respect
Um. Nobody stains Ms Portman.
True Respect
From the minute I saw her in The Professional I knew I would have a lifetime of stress watching her on screen. She is so friggin hot. KK is pretty fucking hot as well, but the jaw does erk me....

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