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Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are getting married Dec 01, 2008 at 09:22
The last time Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were in the tabloids it was all about Kerr apparently having a fuzzy tingle time with Paris Hilton's buddy, the greasy, Dettol won't wash it off, berzillionaire slimeball, Brandon Davis. So while it's sad news for all those boys who still thought they had a chance with the cute-as-a-button Victoria's Secret model, it's not as bad as it could have been.

Kerr announced her engagement to Bloom this weekend, "The wedding is planned for the middle of next year, when both have a break from work commitments. Bloom and Kerr, who live together in New York, celebrated their engagement with a romantic getaway in Venice last week."

Also, the pair apparently have A LOT in common, "The couple share many interests including yoga and clean-living ways."

Let's all have a cheeky chai and a rice cracker to celebrate.


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False Advanced Member
imagine the cheekbones of their children.
True Respect
Obligatory 'imagine the babies' comment.
True Respect
You beat me to it New Miro.
False Respect
You know, I had a "pretty babies" moment and replaced it with the chai and rice crackers. Great minds think alike.
False Advanced Member
snap.
False Advanced Member
like 44 seconds there. still, the point stands, these children will need to wear Hanible Lecter masks lest their puppy dog eyes melt away peoples sanity.
True Respect
Their children will probably never speak. Just pout.
True Member
they will either have the most gorgeous or the ugliest children ever two positives make a negative after all x
False Advanced Member
damn her and her body.
True Senior Member
Baz
remeber funny famous people double names? what about Bloomkerrrr
False Respect
dont you mean KerrBloom!
False Respect
where's the KerrBloom, there was supposed to be an earth shattering KerrBloom!
False Advanced Member
HA... I hated that martian he was never funny. But porky pigs space outfit was awessome. (the extra S is for special) I reckon whats her name in the photo up top there would look really good in it.
False New Lounger
fuzzy tingle time is not used nearly enough
True Respect
yeah, I wondered how anyone could have a fuzzy anything with such a greasy guy. Can you have greasy fuzzy? isn't that a contradiction in terms?
True Respect
maybe they meant funcky tinkle- like Brandon Davis accidently peed on her shoes.

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