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| Milla Jovovich – your first crush – is married |
Aug 24, 2009 at 10:23 |
Did you wonder why you suddenly burst into tears and had a rage blackout on Saturday? It's because Milla Jovovich's partner, film director Paul W.S. Anderson, liked and put a ring on it. So everybody's first crush is officially off the market. Soz.
Milla wore a white vintage frock (White? We know you've totally done it, Milla. YOU HAVE A BABY-CHILD.) and had a whole bunch of accessories in her hair à la late-90s, pseudo-boho, "I may be wearing a $6 thousand dollar outfit but I'm still so grounded, call me Earth Mother and I'll make you a goji berry smoothie".
Bless. We'd let you make us a goji berry smoothie anytime, Jovovich.
Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: Trash, Celebrities, Sexy
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