Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are having fuzzy tingle times
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Sep 03, 2008 at 11:32 |
Take a second to do something with all that vomit in your mouth first
and then read the rest of this story... Ready? Not really? Thought so.
That turbo reliable newspaper the Daily Mirror is reporting that the two most cosmetically enhanced celebrities (apart from maybe Amanda Lepore) are bumping faux bits. Apparently Pamela and Jacko are big fans of each other and have been dating, with one witness saying "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."
Now here are some things to think about: What if these people brought a child into the world? Would it not have the worst body issues of all time ever? Would they even be able to make a baby, what with Mr Jackson having a plastic mound a la Ken Doll instead of jangles? Isn't Pammy a little too old for him? Does this mean she'll be moving to Bahrain? Would these two create some kind of hideous super STD; because she's dirty of the body and he's dirty of the mind?
Bahahahahahalaiktefv*&$#ruweo8**(^% Vomit.
Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: Trash, Celebrities, Funny
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