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Marc Steinmetz Nov 13, 2008 at 02:37
For some reason, a recurring topic of conversation amongst some loungers is about the survival tactics you would employ at a maximum security prison on your very first day. One suggestion that's been made by the lounger most likely to actually end up in prison, and probably one of the most disgusting ideas and hence probably one of the most effective, was to walk into the middle of the yard, smear your own shit all over yourself and proceed masturbate while screaming like a crazy person... He also said that he would resort to this tactic if he was ever confronted by a gang of thugs down an ally way... Anyway,  his theory was that there is no way anyone would want to fuck with you... some food for thought...

Being locked away and surrounded by psychopaths undoubtedly would force you to think in ways you might not neceassarily have had to on the outside. Photographer Marc Steinmetz has documented some of the incredibly creative tools and devices that inmates have made and used to attempt to escape from prison. It's amazing what they've what they've managed to devise with such limited resources.

some samples of their ingenuity are picture to the right of this post and for more visit marcsteinmetzphotography.com


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True Respect
Schapelle? Crafty? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
False Respect
that shits gnarly. i love going on tours of closed down gaols and checking there "prohibited thing" display.though Schapelle doesn't need any of that shit, she get regular "outing days" where shes able to leave the prison and roam about. Probably looking for a good boogie board shop.
True Respect
Scapelle wass probably a bad image choice... not exactly crafty... she's pretty mean with the old tweezers though. Do you think those eyebrows just happen?
False Respect
Also she's crafty at packing a boogie-board bag. Oh, wait...
True Respect
Cunning like a fox.
True Respect
If you could get an etch-a-sketch in the big house,steel wool from the kitchen and some other varies items you could possible make some thermite.Then you could blow some shit up.Oh and Styrofoam and gasoline will make some napalm.
False Respect
and if you got some dildos, and anal beads in there, and a few other thing you could have an orgy. oh and Vaseline will make some anal loob.
True Respect
totally gay jay
False Senior Member
Real life MacGyvers
True Senior Member
REALY GOOD . . . EXTREMLY-DESIGNERS
True Senior Member
when i was at preschool we were forced to make stuff like that. going home, mum would always say "don't point it at your brother" and shit like that. what's the point in making a fake/matchhead pistol if you can't use it. as a parent, i encourage creativite weapon building coz you never know when you might need it.
False Respect