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Paris Hilton still can't act Feb 23, 2009 at 10:02
The Razzie Awards are always entertaining (or are they actually the complete opposite?) and this year Mike Myers' The Love Guru cleaned up, along with Razzie favourite Paris Hilton. The Razzies are the antithesis of the Academy Awards and the winners this year were:

Worst Picture: The Love Guru
Worst Actor: Mike Myers (The Love Guru)
Worst Actress: Paris Hilton (The Hottie and the Nottie)
Worst Supporting Actor: Pierce Brosnan (Mamma Mia!)
Worst Supporting Actress: Paris Hilton (Repo: The Genetic Opera)
Worst On-Screen Couple: Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie)
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Worst Director: Uwe Bell (Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal)
Worst Screenplay: The Love Guru
Wort Career Achievements: Uwe Bal

So there's not really a lot we didn't already know – Mike Myers left his funny somewhere in the mid-90s, Jessica Alba is hot and that was probably the only good thing about that movie, Paris Hilton still can't act and is still entirely insipid, Pierce Brosnan is entirely forgettable, and Indiana Jones should have ended at three.

More at razzies.com.


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True Advanced Member
Ha Ha!!!!! The Love Guru.... what a joke!!
True Advanced Member
two elephants fucking is not funny...
True Advanced Member
At least Jessica Alba is fine and can't act, Paris doesn't even have the looks.
True Senior Member
I can't think of any Paris is remotely good at
True Respect
She's good at pink and little dogs- admit it! she does a great little dog!
True Advanced Member
Don't you mean she IS a little dog?
True Respect
ryz
Haha, I like it how they intentionally misspelled Uwe Boll's name every time. I can just imagine him angrily typing them a seething email after reading that... PS: "The Hottie and The Nottie" should win an award for worst title of all time - yes, The Worst. Even worse than "Killer Komedy Klowns", "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot", and "Gayniggers from Outer Space".
False Respect
is "don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" the second worst or best title?
True Advanced Member
I can think os something Paris is good at...
False Respect
What's that, bono?
False Respect
im intrigued. . .
True Respect
ryz
It's crocheting... DUH.
True Advanced Member
I agree Paris should do more reality shows and less films. And the love guru was quite bad, yes, really bad film!
True Advanced Member
If I ever were to make a movie entitled "Gayniggers for Outer Space", I'd cast Paris Hilton as the lead gaynigger.
True Advanced Member
She'd be good at it, too.

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