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Tecktonik Wackness Sep 25, 2007 at 09:29
As a nation they have produced a high proportion of cool shit over the last few years but I'm not sure i can forgive them for this. I may be on my own here but I'm going to put it out there, that tecktonik style dance craze that has taken the French kids by storm is fucking retarded. If you're lucky enough to not have been subjected to this, it's kind of like that Les Mill's Body Attack fitness program crossed with an epileptic seizure and the French kids are losing their shit over it.



Exhibit A - YELLE - "A Cause des Garçons" Remix Video


Millions of lanky and impressionable French kids with fringed mullets and face paint, sporting peel on denim, their favourite 80's high tops (with their token splashes of flouro of course), have their arms a flailing in an uncontrollable frenzy to the rapid bass of Eurodoof. It's times like this i appreciate Australia's isolation but I fear the tecktonik virus may well have entered the country.



Exhibit B - Loungeroom Tecktonik action


The style apparently originated in a complex of nightclubs on the south eastern outskirts of Paris and thanks to Youpube and the likes has spread like fucking wildfire. There are kids all over the world with video cameras in their lounge rooms and garages filming themselves convulsing. They've borrowed all of the mistakes from the 80's rave scene and for some reason have tried to mix it with the battling styles of hip hop... not good.


Exhibit C - Tecktonik Dance Off - Paris Techno Parade 07


Maybe I'm being a little too harsh and maybe it's just a combination of the wack elements that i find irritating. I mean the technicolored space men in the video below are essentially doing the same kind of movements but if you remove the shit music and add some pyrotechnics it's fresh as hell.



Tecktonik Inspiration Perhaps? Maybe all they need is space suits and pyrotechnics





Posted By: Luke Lucas
Tags: Musictecktonik dance


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True Respect
Ahh those Frenchies, they were doing so well...
False New Lounger
The whole 80s craze is getting out of control. How sad have teens become. There are no wrods to describe how fucken silly that looks..and fluro and over sized shirts..argh our future!
False New Lounger
-- it must be said. The Yelle video was pretty dope. Everything else on the other hand was poop.
False New Lounger
I need to start practising!! www.bastedesign.com
False New Lounger
On the plus side - dancing like a retard is pretty fun
True Respect
I am with you on the vid by Yelle, those moves are actually awesome. The other kids 'battling' are totally gay. It's just like hardcore 4am rave dancing back in the early 90s for Gods sake.
False New Lounger
DID WE LOOK SO BAD AND THINK WE WERE SO COOL IN OUR DAY? NAH LENS
False New Lounger
Sweet Jesus! Yeah the first vid is cheesy rave moves done well, but even then it's fkn funny! The last 2 are the kind of moves you pull when you're having an ironic dance off to Pump up the jam at a dying house party! Catch the rave ball!
True Respect
Pay that.
False New Lounger
Maybe we should import more tight jeans over there, so tight that they won't be able to move, so the world won't be subject to this madness.... madness I say....
False New Lounger
the first vid is awesome because it's to yelle. and yelle is just fantastic by nature. hottest french girl around with attitude. seeing her at parklife this saturday!!! i don't know if this whole tektonikcraze will sweep the guys here off their feet. i doubt they can even pull of retardedness like that. it's such a different culture, probably too extreme for the guys here to pick up on. which may be a good thing...
False New Lounger
i like it, cause it ain't easy.. it demands SKILL and IMPROVISATION. Its a pleasure to execute.... you're standin still but your arms are all over the place... this means that you get to have synchronized fun without falling over... look at jumping.. its just legs.. boring as shit unless you are actually doing it...AND even jumping demands SKILL same as tecktonik... so hey, RESPECT ALL FORMS OF CHOREOGRAPHY. next year you'll see people doing new things and this blog will get all excited about it all over again. cause as much as you reference power rangers... admit it.. you love tecktonik
False New Lounger
power rangers are rad
False New Lounger
this is HOT! espesh the first one...YUM!
False New Lounger
this shit is spreading like a fuckin virus over here ( I'm french ) Your article made me laugh my ass off ( Bioman ) but it's just the sad truth.
False New Lounger
hey bro it has entered the usa and im spreading it like zombies in Dawn od the Dead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBfOIVIAbsY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAA
True Member
wow thats some funny moves
False New Lounger
Looks like vogueing on crystal meth... not pretty.
True New Lounger
but what will they call it? Le crunk light?
False Advanced Member
.....^ Le Crunk Lite! Just as much of ze crazeee movements with zero percent of ze furious coolness, style or charisma of crunk d'originale.
False New Lounger
You could poke someones eye out busting those moves in a crowded nightclub. Also... it looks as though mullets making a comeback. Looks like we're in for some hilarious online photos in 2008!
False New Lounger
Hi I'm french :) I can tell you, Tecktonik is like the most hated dance style here, it really looks like they're having a seizure when they "danse" like that... 99% of people can't stand tecktonik... But for an unknown reasons, it appeared in the "mass media", on TV and magazines... but even with so much "influence", it seems nobody like this shit :)
False New Lounger
My French friend recently went back to France 2 months ago and said EVERYONE was doing it, he hated it but had a drunk go once. I must admit the Tecktonik battles are a little silly but i enjoy tecktonik dance, keeps your veryyyy fit and is a heap of fun. But we all have our own thoughts :)
False Respect
isnt this just a totally French, fagged up Melbourne Shuff Shuff boggie boggie???
False New Lounger
This is amazing in a hilarious kind of way. I dig it though, to an extent. The battling is kind of lame. Still gotta love the french kids, giving us justice and busy p (L)
True Senior Member
This is amazing in a hilarious kind of way. I dig it though, to an extent. The battling is kind of lame. Still gotta love the french kids, giving us justice and busy p (L) -yep that was from me. kinda forgot to log in.
False New Lounger
i thought this tecktonik bollocks went unnoticed outside our little smelly country. it's not even that popular here. the thing is, it looks dead silly, and they're always swaying their bony arms in the most crowded places in paris, so it looks like there's tons of them when it's just a few dozens. oh and by the way, yelle stinks. so does justice. how come the most terrible french acts are always so succesful abroad? air, daft punk, and now justice?
True Respect
Incredible, you can't go wrong with a mullet and Reebok pumps but please leave the dancing to mc hammer.
True Respect
ryz
Say what you will, but I kind of like it (well, in the first video at least. I imagine most people that do it are at a similar level of mediocrity as the guy in the 2nd vid). It's like a mix of old-school locking, popping and rave. Very interesting when done well...
True Respect
ryz
Say what you will, but I kind of like it (well, in the first video at least. I imagine most people that do it are at a similar level of mediocrity as the guy in the 2nd vid). It's like a mix of old-school locking, popping and rave. Very interesting when done well...
True Senior Member
Ummm, has anyone seen youtube footage of Summadayze. At least they are dancing and not bashing the fuck out of each other.
False Member
ill stick to moshing
True Senior Member
whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just played all that music at once and it is SICK! and your wrong. i dunno what it is, but i wanna try that.
True New Lounger
well it may have started in france, but it sure as hell didnt stay there. this has gotten so INSANE in D.C. !! =) at first i thought it was funny and a little weird, but after trying some of the more difficult moves out myself, it became a hobby and i love it now. by the way, the dancers in the Yelle video arent doing this justice... if you want to see GOOD tecktonik dancing check out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH7sEDnwfn0 OR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbzYXWLVU3o&feature=fvw
False New Lounger
At first, I thought it was quite silly really... But that point of view did not last long. Given there are a few silly aspects of the scene, it does take quite some skill and fitness to pull off. It reminds me of liquid mixed in with several other dance moves from other scenes but does have its own originality as well. The key is that there are way more variations and specific moves than in liquid and and sub-genre dance style. That's why these kids practice... And practice a ton they must in order to keep their moves fresh. Hardly any of it is random. I give tecktonik a +1.

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