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The douchebag on the right – AKA Spencer Pratt – says he's the white Jay-Z
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But he blows May 14, 2009 at 03:03
For those of you lucky enough not to know who Spencer Pratt and his ladyfriend Heidi Montag are, we envy you and you might want to stop reading now so as to not taint your mind-tank.

For those of you brave enough to read on here's the story: These two vacuous characters are from that reality show The Hills. The words vapid, fake and insipid don't even begin to cover it. Basically they are desperate for fame and they are really gross.

Not satisfied with being reality television "stars" they have now decided that they are musicians. Heidi is a "singer" and Spencer is a "rapper".

Here are some gems from Pratt about his music:
"I'm the white Jay-Z."
"I’m the future of hip-hop. I feel bad saying that. It's unfortunate, but it's a fact." (We think he meant that differently from the way it sounds.)
"I guarantee that Speidi’s [Spencer and Heidi's] 'Bonnie and Clyde' version is going to stunt on Jay and B’s version."
"I’ll get on the mic and be like, 'Who is hotter than me in the game? No one.'"
"You want beef in the streets?"

The proof is in the pudding children, listen at your own risk.

Spencer Pratt 'I'm a Celebrity':


Bonus lyric watch:
"I get paid, I don't volunteer."
"First Tweet of the day, I threw my swag on."
"Put the top down, get my tan on."
"I'm so charged up, you can't unplug me."
"This is ringtone rap."
"Me not famous, woah that's scary."

PS. What the shit is "ringtone rap"?


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'36' comment(s) have been made
True Advanced Member
Fuck that's bad
True Senior Member
Fuck THAT. I have a new target to obsess about killing now. Thanks KO.
True Advanced Member
I havnt listened to the the music yet. The pictures are more then enough to make HATE this couple for life.
True Respect
Let this be a lesson to Joaquin: this is how you do douche bag white boy rap.
True Senior Member
They make plywood look intellectual by comparison
True New Lounger
so, so wrong... I just threw up in my mouth.
True Senior Member
How much peroxide do you think they use on their heads collectively? Clearly starting to effect their cells.
False Respect
Im so damn happy i dont know who these people are. but seriously, who the fuck!
True Member
Oh LA!
False Advanced Member
I took your advice. I stopped reading when you said to. I don't even know who wrote the article let alone who the hell the people are in the photo. Thanks LifeLounge.
True Respect
The way they pose you'd think they were japanese.
False New Lounger
what a faggy song. shit lyrics. shit plastic surgery. shit peroxided hair. shit all over
False New Lounger
im glad they love themselves. somebody needs to
True Senior Member
painful, sucky, filthy, stupid...
True Respect
i LISTENED TO THE SONG AND NOW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
True Advanced Member
Amazing, even the partying picture looks fake, no need to listen to the song.
True Senior Member
The Ghost of NJ's Past, do you read these things or just make comments?
False Advanced Member
Hot tip Lanky. only approach the ghost after eating one of those pills in the corner.
False Respect
Lanky, do you comment on anything else or just comment on my comments? take the tip and eat a bizkit~!
True Senior Member
Ha! Oooops!
True Respect
Kids! Kids! Can't you see what's going on? Spencer Pratt is turning us against each other! He's clearly been brought here to destroy us all.
False Respect
Freeak! stay out of this and go total some tea in your tower!
False Respect
Oy vey. Pratt has now apparently compared himself and his wife with Biggie and Lil Kim.
False Respect
Oh no he di'ent!
True Senior Member
In 30 years he'll be the opposite of Michael Jackson...an old black guy that used to be white trying hard to stay cool while dating high school girls!
True Senior Member
...oh and broke!
True Advanced Member
The guy has dead eyes. Dead, dead eyes. He's creepy as fuck.
False Advanced Member
and the dead eyes opened. Bam Bam Bam chi Bam bam
True Respect
Pay that.
False Member
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA if people like them get famous.. it makes you think we all have a shot seeing as they're such knobs.
True Member
Oh NO...
True Respect
I hear lil kim is gonna kick both of their asses after school today.
False New Lounger
What a tool! I actually thought the song was going to be worse than it was after reading the lyrics, which is to say it was only the worst rap I've ever heard, but not necesarily the measuring stick I'll hold up all other bad rap to.
True New Lounger
think about the horrible things every other self respecting rapper is going to do to this guy. lil wayne squashes his head with a ferrari?
True Member
DEAR GOD
False Member
my god this is fucking terrible and honestly comparing yourself to jay z, if your trying to talk your self up as a record label boss maybe but not as an actual rapper i mean cmon hes pretty shithouse so pratt cannot be aiming to high. Ringtone rap seems to be a budding new genre aswell, stuff like soulja boy its the kinda rap song that makes most people cringe when someones phone rings playing that top 10 rap song that all those teeny bopper club girls like. thats my rant for the day

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