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The rise and fall and possible rise of Britney Spears
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Oh Britney! May 02, 2008 at 11:04
Survey says that Lifelounge readers love the trash (you can lie about it all you want, we have the statistics) and what better place to start than with the always amusing, kind of tragic, Britney Spears.

Apparently since her meltdown; shaving her head, attacking paparazzi with umbrellas, mental breakdowns, hospitalisation, and (craziest of all) hanging out with Paris 'the Clap' Hilton, she's managed to lose $61 million dollars. In one year.

The cashola has gone to lawyers, court fees, psychiatric bills, rehab (and we're guessing hair stylists, wigs, and a hefty fee to make Paris Hilton stay the fuck away from her). Also, her inability to work and the fact that her album bombed has cost her big time. Apparently her spending is "out of control" but it looks to us like she's been wearing the same pink g-banger and pleather boots since 2006.

But remember when she performed with that snake? And when she was all Lolita-like for Rolling Stone? And when she made out with Madonna? You can do it Britney, some quality hair extensions, a collaboration with Pharrell, and maybe a couple less Xanax before you perform next time.




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'12' comment(s) have been made
True Advanced Member
Shoot me in the face now!!!!!!!!!
True Advanced Member
blowing 61 mill in a year... she's actually more talented than i thought.
True New Lounger
She is my ringtone and mentor in life.
True Respect
mentwhore?
True Advanced Member
haha....good one luke
True Respect
She's fucked. Let's face it. The underlying problem is that you need brains to make a comeback, and she has none.
True Advanced Member
im sure there might be a bigger underlying problem...
False Senior Member
Prediction: some time in the future, this one time naive pop darling/robot slave who was chewed up spate out and hated by the world... might just might learn some insight that only her perspective can allow. Some sad simple truth might sparkle up into that disused head, and Brittany might just find her voice, a sad soulful weary woman might appear one day, and achieve what she never could as a pop marketing tool.
False Senior Member
Odds: 100 billion to 1. But if it happens, you better remember that I called it.
True Member
ryz
One step closer to starring in pornos... keep the dream alive!
False Member
i am honestly sick of hearing about her in the media, i couldn't care less about her now. A few stupid things is good to laugh at her about but i just can't find it funny anymore, its sad
True Senior Member
who F##N cares! Shes a waste on our precious earths resources

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