Search
Radio
<< Prev  |  Next >>
Newsletter

Lucky Dip
London Police vs Fortress - 43
Weather
Enter city:
Feature Blogger
Giant Schnauzer, Attack! - The dregs of pop culture. And puppies.
Latest Blogs
Michael Kay
Katie Olsen
RAD
Marry me
for cunts
Giant Schnauzer, Attack!
Competitions
TED Thumbnail Win Stuff Image
Today's Links
Friend of the Day
T-World
Latest News
This is what Ethan Hawke gave up to marry the nanny
<< Back
Reality bites Jul 11, 2008 at 10:07
Remember the 90s? Good times. Back when baggy flannel was couture, when alcopops were socially acceptable drinks, when Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love were a royal couple, when "D'oh!" was a funny quip, when Winona Ryder was criminal-record-free and everybody's favourite waif... And it was then that Ethan Hawke was not only the rugged, grunge-ish poster boy, he was also Troy Dyer, a man who inspired millions of teenage girls everywhere to wear doily dresses and wait for their knight in a faded vintage shirt to come.

But the glory days are over and in the harsh light of this decade, Ethan Hawke is nothing but a crazy man with a junkie smile. The former Mr Thurman just married Ryan Shawhughes, the woman who was nanny to Hawke's children with Uma Thurman. Since his affair with the nanny, Hawke knocked her up, divorced Thurman and has made an honest woman out of his lady in a little bit of a shotgun wedding. Romance is always in style, no matter the decade.


Posted By: Katie Olsen
Tags: TrashCelebrities

del.icio.us digg furl spurl
Send to Friend Send to Friend
Add to Favourites Add to Favourites Send to Friend Flag as Inappropriate Rate this 0 1


'16' comment(s) have been made
True Respect
Ethan's a dumb dumb.
False Respect
He is possibly the dumbest dumb-dumb that ever dumbed.
True Advanced Member
Look at that last shot with him and Uma. They don't belong together. He looks 10 times more natural with the nanny. Sure he might be a dumb dumb for letting one of the hottest women on the planet go, but it looks like he's better for it. Let love rule! Even if it is with the hired help.
True New Lounger
Morning Katie. It's 'alcopops'.
True Senior Member
You look, you look like a doily.
True Senior Member
I just would have loved to have seen how you rationalised sleeping with a yuppie head cheese ball on the first date...
False Respect
Oh Monk, what would I do without you? Thank you!
False Respect
Ariel, I have to tell you something... Melrose Place is a really good show.
True Senior Member
"Man, you are IN the bell jar!"
True Senior Member
Hey Katie, if I promise to pay you back will you spot us a pizza?
False Respect
I know why the caged bird sings... 'Cause he's... like... in a cage.
True Advanced Member
To be honest, when I first saw this headline I thought Ethan had copped off with Fran Drescher. That would be dumb. "Oh, Mr Hawke...eheheheehehehehehehhe"
True Advanced Member
MUX
ethan = dickhead at least tarantino would love her back. she should hook up with him, he loves her & her feet. what's the girl waiting for. but damn, pity quentin's fuglyish
False Advanced Member
He made a good decision. I'd hate to have Tarantino hanging around all the time...
False New Lounger
Does will be Uma all this? People think about Uma Thurman like