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Indie-pixie-boys cry into their vegan muesli Sep 22, 2009 at 10:08
Skinny, indie boys the world over cried into their vegan muesli and dandelion tea this morning – Zooey Deschanel married her Death Cab For Cutie fella, Ben Gibbard on Sunday. They made it official in a ceremony outside of Seattle where they probably wore leis and sang their vows to one another. In some secret language the two of them made up. They're kind of like that.

So your favourite doe-eyed, tambourine playing, vintage dress wearing, retro bicycle riding, picnic basket carrying, vegan elfin darling will never be tapping you. Apologies.

In other wedding news, Khloe Kardashian is marrying her boyfriend of about 12 minutes, LA Laker Lamar Odom. We smell sibling rivalry – Kim's the pretty one, Kourtney's got a severe case of baby, what's Khloe got? Apart from thighs that could crack walnuts, I mean?


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'18' comment(s) have been made
True Respect
Going to put it out there, I have zero interest in her. Not attractive at all to me. Don't know what it is, just simply nothing.
True Respect
ryz
life is over.
True Senior Member
Loved her character in Weeds Season 2
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Indie-pixie-boys cry into their vegan muesli - LMAO
False Respect
What's not to like, Driver?
True Respect
I have absolutely no idea who she is.
False Respect
Lies.
True Respect
No. I'm being fo serious. I have absolutely no fucking idea who she is or what she's done.
False Respect
Almost Famous, A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 500 Days of Summer, Weeds... FREEAK! you've been missing out on the joy that is Miss Deschanel.
True Respect
Yawn.
False New Lounger
These Zooey Deschanel pics were taken after the singer-actress was spotted attending the 51st Annual Grammy Awards. It was held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles earlier this year. [url]http://woodenspears.com/zooey-deschanel-pics-at-the-51st-annual-grammy-awards/[/url]
True New Lounger
Lucky Ben!
True Respect
That's her? Oh yeah. I know her now. Just never recognised her from the main shot. My mistake. Derr
True New Lounger
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
True Senior Member
Will she be credited as Zooey Deschanel-Gibbard from now on?! Either way, Zooey's awesome and them indie boys SHOULD be crying in their vegan muesli or whatever it is that they eat.
True Senior Member
she plays some pretty awesome roles. i like her as an actor, thats about it
True Senior Member
she is my lady loveboat!! if i were a boy shed be like my pipe dream fantasy, awsome role modle
True Respect
she's pretty rad

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