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Nikko RC Star Wars R2 D2 projector
6/05/2008 1:30:00 PM
Ok, so I am currently selling everything I own to buy one of these. I am not kidding. This is the coolest piece of technology I have seen in a long time.


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Installing a husband
1/05/2008 11:46:00 AM
Funny, in my favorite geek kind of way.



Ref: Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
adistinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flowerand jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation
8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail!
  What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate
....................................................................

Answer from IT-Support

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I
Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
thebackground that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Big Brother for
30/04/2008 9:06:00 AM
As promised an oldie of our, but such a goodie...
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FAIL
28/04/2008 9:39:00 PM
Is there something wrong with me? Why do I find this so funny? I have issues, deep, deep issues.

Anyhow, have a laugh with me and join the train to hell.
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Digital Gaget Consolidation and Charging Station RAD
16/04/2008 8:52:00 AM
So I was just thinking about making one of these myself the other day. I like the idea of creating something in a draw at home where all the bits I have, (2xdigital cameras, 3x iPods) can charge and keep tidy. But alas, and as always, someone has already done it for me. The Sanctuary is an amazing and more importantly beautifully designed station that is compatible with 1500 devices. And all for USD$129.95.

Gold... Thanks to our mate Josh Spear!
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Armstrong and Miller are as funny as fuck
14/04/2008 9:35:00 AM
Thanks to my sister for finding these nuggets.




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Semi Permanent Sydney
4/04/2008 5:45:00 PM
Well Luke and I just finished our talk at Semi Permanent in Sydney at the Darling Harbor Convention Center. As I stated to begin and end with of our presentation, it was an extreme honor to be invited to share what we have been doing for over 13 years with everyone and we were very happy with the over presentation in the end.

Andrew & Murray (Event organisers) told us that the show was sold out to 2500 people which is an amazing result. It was great to see the design and creative industry thriving with so much energy. We go to catch up with Ben Frost who we haven't seen since last year and meet some new faces.

Thanks to the crowd (if you were in there) for being awesome ad laughing at all our jokes. More pics to come from the parties.

Pic below of Ben Frost (right) and Lifelounge's Luke Lucas minutes before we both presented. Full story and more pics tomorrow!

PS: Have a look at the crowd shot, manged to make time in the middle as promised to blog about it... not the best dam exposure though!!!!
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Cat Found
29/02/2008 11:24:00 AM
Lost cat posted by Japanese students....

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Back to the Future Delorean model cars
15/02/2008 12:55:00 PM
I stated in past entries "Is there anything cooler than 80s RC cars?" Well still a firm NO, but this is close. God how are people supposed to save money when people in Hong Kong make it so easy to spend?

Back to the Future one car on ebay

Back to the Future two car on ebay

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Lunch Box Promo Video
1/02/2008 8:47:00 AM
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Constantly afraid of blogging, I shun the fear and move forward regardless. This is a blog about old school loves, new school technologies and things that make me belly laugh. Enjoy, but not too much.


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