So while the mamas are totez eating heeeeeapz of folate and fish oil and whatevs, Lil Wayne and I have been GETTING CRUNK!!!! We totez go to da club and drink HENNY from PIMP CUPS and sizzzurp on gin-n-juice!!! Lil Wayne totez loves jizz-n-juice, but I think Cristal is totez the happz (at least that's what getz Jay-Z drizzzzunk!!!! Hovie's home!!! LOL!! Text me!!!).

Anywayz, the exciting thing is that Lil Wayne told me that I can totez sing back-up for him one day!! So I'm prizzactizing my AUTHENTIC URBAN MC skillz!! So y'all homegirlz better not be beefin wit me!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm totez better than Paris at rapping though, srsly.)

Anywayz, thanks Lil Wayne!!!! Hopefully u'll make a new record and u will totez be jizz-n-juicing your way around the world and peepz will pay attention to you not becuz of ur grill OR ur tight jeans OR ur BLING-A-LING OR ur face tattoos but becuz of ur MAD URBAN RAP MC HIP HOP SKILLZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!! And ur totez amazing MAD FERTILITY SKILLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Text me!!!!!!