| Helloooo biatchez, you know it's Khloe Kardashian |
5/1/2009 3:10:31 PM |
Sup biatchezzzzz?!!!!! Been WAAAAAY too long again, but y'allz know how it is!!!! I've been bu-sy since forEVS!!!
This week I've been on vacay with my favourite booty biatchez, the KARDASHIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All the sluts were there: Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, MILF Kris, but the little ladies Kendall and Kylie stayed home with Daddy so we could all get CRUNK AND GO CRAZY WILD!!!!!!!!! ZOMGZ bitahezzzz, you should SEE these sluts on the dancefloor!! Kim was grinding her booty on her mom and EVERYBODY was watching with looks of, like, AMAZEMENT on their faces!!!! SOOOOO funny!!!!! We had soooo many tequila shots and then Khloe was TOTEZ taking her top off and everybody looked at her WAY more than Kris and Kim, then Kourtney was all, "I'ma flash my COOOOOOOCH!!!!" and we all cheered and dared her a bottle of Jose that she wouldn't... but GUESS WHAT???!!! She TOTEZ DID!!!!
OMG so then Khloe was a bit upset and she said that Kim looked shit with her Sun-In J.Lo hair and that Kourtney was a short bitch and Kris started crying and so Khloe and I just totez went and put ANOTHER Kardashian sextape on the web!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOooooooo funny!!!!!! We all laughed the next day and checked how many hits it was getting (BTW HEEEEEEEAAAAAAPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!)
So whatevs biatchez, you KNOW that the boss biatch is Khloe Kardashian. So you can all STOP saying that Khloe Kardashian looks like a post-op trannie who is channeling Chyna Doll from WWF and is an attention whore who's biggest claim to fame is being the ugly sister of Kim Kardashian and the girl that people said Jay-Z boned but he denied it like he would a murder charge!!!!!!!! Khloe, UR the BOMB!!!!!!! And you could TOTEZ rip me in half with your thighs!!!! You're JUST as hot as Kim, for REALZ!!!!!! Realllllllllly!!!!!!!!!! (You totez need to stop saying that into the mirror every morning too!!!!!!) Text me, biatch!!!!!!!! |
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