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jimbob
#125 Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:04:34 PM

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#126 Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:05:15 PM

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#127 Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:05:50 PM

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#128 Posted: Wednesday, November 04, 2009 1:06:21 PM

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#129 Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 12:48:37 AM

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Did I ever tell ya'll that spray tan story?
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#132 Posted: Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:19:30 AM

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fujiko-san wrote:
Did I ever tell ya'll that spray tan story?


Please do...
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#130 Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 3:57:37 PM

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fujiko-san wrote:
Did I ever tell ya'll that spray tan story?


...Go on....
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#131 Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 9:39:34 AM

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Jamie wrote:
fujiko-san wrote:
Did I ever tell ya'll that spray tan story?


...Go on....

Alright! its a good one:
my girlfirend Donna hooks up with her man, who is a bit of a beau-hunk, after years apart (long boring story). Anyway, big steamy night of flirting, lots of cocktails (this girl can really put em away) and then banging headboards back at the hotel.
The next morning, Donna awakes before beauhunk, horrified to see she had started her period and apparently BLED all over the sheets! SHe is totally freaking, I mean, how embarassing! and more than that, blood stains ALL OVER, like a ton! SHe cant figure it out.
Beau hunk wakes up and she tries to explain and is blushing hot pink and he says, "Babe, s'alright. It's not you. Its my spray tan..."

At this point I spit my cosmopolitan all over Donna in the bar.
jimbob
#133 Posted: Sunday, November 08, 2009 2:42:33 PM

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Bah ha h ha ha ha ha ha bah ha ha ha ha hbah ha ha ha... oh poor Donna....
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#134 Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009 5:16:45 AM

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#135 Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009 10:06:42 PM

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damthisblows wrote:


Now we are talking... keep em coming...
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#136 Posted: Monday, November 09, 2009 11:32:37 PM

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holy moly!
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#137 Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:07:22 AM

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more for you jimbob

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#138 Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:08:06 AM

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#139 Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:08:43 AM

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this one scares the bejussus out of me

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#140 Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 3:34:53 AM

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I dont know if I can watch this thread anymore...
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#141 Posted: Wednesday, November 11, 2009 5:23:29 PM

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hahahahahahaa how funny is the dude in Catlonia with the short shorts.
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#142 Posted: Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:04:09 AM

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#143 Posted: Thursday, November 12, 2009 4:04:55 AM

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